Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Messing with the wrong people

Dear Creepy Elf

Aladdin was a street rat before he was Prince. You should have stay away from his lady.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Spin the bottle

Got to say, I am little disappointed in your ladies,  thought you had more class than that!

Sunday, December 2, 2012


Creepy Elf gets a shocker when he goes to Barbie's house for a Booty call.   He quickly tries to remeber how many months it has been since he's last visit.  

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Grand Finale

After the household crime spree, Sheriff Woody arrests the creepy elf.

The creepy elf has a right to an attorney. Unfortunately, even the lawyer is creeped out by the elf on a shelf.

Justice is served! The creepy elf is sentenced to one year solitary confinement in a maximum security cardboard box. The creepy elf struggles fruitlessly agains the combined might of Superman and Batman, while a heartbroken Barbie looks on, silently wondering why she always falls for bad men. The creepy elf shall be sealed inside the box, and buried amongst all the other Christmas crap in the basement, where he will await his eventual release next holiday season.

Unless the basement floods. Then his soggy little ass is getting thrown away.

Merry Christmas everybody! We hope the creepy elf has brought some joy to your holiday season.

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Hangover

After one hell of a party, and one hell of a Christmas season, the creepy elf looks a little bit worse for wear.

Thursday, December 22, 2011


The creepy elf has made some friends, and is having a blow-out party.

It is nice to see that Diego is recovering from being eaten by a crocodile.