Monday, December 5, 2011

Creepy Elf Maintenance

I did a search for "Elf on the Shelf" on Twitter, and the many of the mentions are reminders for parents to move their Elf on the Shelf each night. (For those of you who aren't hip to the fundamentals of Shelf Elf upkeep, he is supposed to be moved each evening so that your children know that he is stalking them, and can thus become properly paranoid.)

Silly people. Obviously we have provided the solution. If you take a photo of your Elf in compromising positions each evening, then surely you will remember to move him. I doubt we own the only deviant elf out there.

(Just be wary of your Barbie collection. Shelf Elves have a demonstrated proclivity for them.)

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